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Post by dede » Thu May 08, 2008 3:57 pm

Hi there,

my current job is getting me pissed, and I don't want to waste my time going to university (some random exams are enough). I'm planning to become a TurboSliders Professional Player, but to do that I need Sponsors for 3000€/month.

What do I offer?
- I'll drive with your company name as nickname (or website, or just what you like). Example: if you pay the whole 3000€/month, I'll play using your company name as a nick full time; if you pay just 1500€, I'll play 50% of the play time using your company name, and the rest for other sponsors'.
- I'll put your logo/image in each track made by me
- You'll get ads on my signature and for each tournament I organize
[and much more..]

Daily Plan
This is how my week-days will be organized:

2 hours/day trackmaking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the old ranking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the new ranking
1 hour/day racing with default cars/antislider
1 hour/day playing punaball
1 hour/day playing teamplay
1 hour/day playing full contact (if I get pissed before of that, I'll just use the remaining time for wanking)

A total of 8 hours/day promoting your company!

Current Results
At the moment I'm one of the best TurboSliders players: I'm normally getting Top2 at every racing competition, but with your help I can definitely become the best player of all times. Results are guaranteed!

Interested?
If you are interested, contact me via e-mail or MSN at: a.squizzato [at] mclink [dot] it

Thank you,

dede

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Post by mikko » Thu May 08, 2008 4:14 pm

What a miserable life would that be, suffering with a mere 3000€/month. You should ask much more, just take a look at what professional athletes earn.

By the way, I can sponsor you with 0.01€/month if you promise to not break any of my records. :lol:

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Post by Tijny » Thu May 08, 2008 4:25 pm

Not going to help you, the way it is now I can still beat you from time to time. :P

edit: oh, and did I happen to mention that you're crazy?

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Post by dede » Thu May 08, 2008 5:35 pm

mikko wrote:By the way, I can sponsor you with 0.01€/month if you promise to not break any of my records. :lol:
0.01€/month would mean ~0,00003% of the total salary, so this can be the deal:
18 seconds/month (~0,00003% of 160 hours) dedicated to you/your company

Your deal doesn't work: if I accept it, for about 0.05€/month I couldn't beat any record at all.

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Post by mikko » Thu May 08, 2008 5:47 pm

dede wrote:Your deal doesn't work
Bad, I'm so sad. Well, at least I tried my best to invest my savings.

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Post by FDV » Thu May 08, 2008 5:57 pm

Maybe u have to post this idea out of this website.
In this forum u can only find wankers.

I think that a sponsor will find more profitable to sponsorize all the game like: ''vodafone turbo sliders''and then develop it instead of buy your wanking naming rights..

poi 3000€ per month... less than 150 people joining this game...it wil be crazy

Furthermore I can't imagine the identikit of a brand that could be interested to put its money here..
Surely an international brand coz an Italian one,with 20 Italians playing...
maybe an online PC shop..but surely 3000 € it's too much!

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Post by Mouse » Thu May 08, 2008 10:07 pm

You're.. serious?

$4500 a month? For TS? Ya gotta be joking.
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Post by Rendy Andrian » Fri May 09, 2008 3:17 am

OMG! Thats 42.564.884 Rupiahs!!! What the #@$% is this? If i pay 10% of 3000 Euros, how many time do you:

Make a track?
Lapwanking?
and much more?

But i have a plan, why don't put them in separate days, example: Lapwanking for the new track is on Monday, etc. So you can save your time!
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Post by olio » Fri May 09, 2008 9:01 am

Of course it's a joke. Well, a "serious" joke. At least I would play gladly TS all days if someone would pay me 3000€ for it :D

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Post by kovalainen » Fri May 09, 2008 10:35 am

naa its not enough plus it would have to include bonuses, holidays, & at least 1/3 would be spent on beer.

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Post by dede » Fri May 09, 2008 10:39 am

olio wrote:Of course it's a joke. Well, a "serious" joke. At least I would play gladly TS all days if someone would pay me 3000€ for it :D
Wha-a-a--aaat! How can you say it's a joke! I already received couple of requests! :D
Rendy Andrian wrote:If i pay 10% of 3000 Euros
I would dedicate 10 hours to you (1 day and 2 hours). Not enough for a record, I guess...

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Post by mikko » Fri May 09, 2008 11:13 am

dede wrote:I already received couple of requests! :D
But you are so choosy. You really should have accepted my offer. Just get 299999 similar deals and there it is, simple as that. And as a bonus, you would never need to wank anymore. That is a dream of every bachelor, or what.

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Post by dede » Fri May 09, 2008 11:17 am

mikko wrote:And as a bonus, you would never need to wank anymore.
LoL you crazy! How can you call that a bonus! :D

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Post by mikko » Fri May 16, 2008 2:22 pm

dede wrote:This is how my week-days will be organized:

2 hours/day trackmaking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the old ranking
1 hour/day lapwanking for the new ranking
1 hour/day racing with default cars/antislider
1 hour/day playing punaball
1 hour/day playing teamplay
1 hour/day playing full contact (if I get pissed before of that, I'll just use the remaining time for wanking)
dede
That sounds a bit odd. When would you then watch and click the ranking videos? In your freetime? :shock:

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Post by dede » Fri May 16, 2008 2:28 pm

Haha, and I even got billion nicknames to sort and merge (double nicks - special thanks to PaLoMiEs who got about 15 of them, Devil, ilippi..). I shouldn't have uploaded DIT times O.o

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