LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!^^
It feels like i laughed more and heavier in this topic than in the past year and i laughed a lot back then^^
- Chuck Norris didn't even tried to find out Z's identity. Z was so scared of Chuck, he immediately told him who he is.
- Chuck Norris won in team mod - alone.
- If it's /damage 1 and Chuck Norris crashs into a wall, the wall gets damaged, not him.
- Chuck Norris was able to drive in ghost mode before TS 0.86b came out.
- If a blacklisted driver is in the server with Chuck Norris, he's not getting banned, he gets the message: "You have been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris"
- The "c" behind a laptime originally stands for "chuck norrised"
- Chuck Norris has beat the buggy laprecord of Slikey ("0.000") by a half of a second.
- Chuck Norris is able to drive 251 laps.
- Chuck Norris car does not automatically slow down after race end.
- Chuck Norris can build tracks sized 8000x8000.
- Chuck Norris' reload missile time is always 0 ms.
- If Chuck Norris is not getting first place, he still gets more points than 1st place.
- If Chuck Norris is in the race with you, F10 stats show you the warps (earth quakes) caused by the presence of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can bump people in ghost races.
- generated html stats filter Chuck Norris, so the published lists of lap record holders do actually just show the second place holders
- Chuck Norris can finish a 4 laps race in 3 laps.
- The 5 minutes warmup in F1 (35 laps) is only 3 minutes long, if Chuck Norris takes part.
- Chuck Norris can play with 4 cars at once in a 2000x2000 track and wins with all.
- Chuck Norris can drive with 20 cars at once, being logged in 5 different TS folders - with just one license - the TS system fears to block him by telling "license is already in use".
- If Chuck Norris joins a full manual server, the server gets chuck norrised = the player who owns the server gets kicked and replaced. Chuck Norris can also join a server with 20 players on it without replacing someone. The next race will start with 21.
- Chuck Norris can drive a laptime in a default PB, XB or Battle track
- You can get "wrecked by Chuck Norris" in racing tracks without kill terrain.
- Chuck Norris can drive through any god damned nervy haybales and tyres!!!
- Chuck Norris can complete a lap without passing each checkline.
- If Chuck Norris joins a server, he gets automatically logged in as admin.
- If Chuck Norris bans someone, a full banlist of 20 players/IPs gets added by 1 spot permanently.
- If Chuck Norris disables someone, he is disabled for life.
- If Chuck Norris scores a goal in punaball, he scores the assist too.
- If Chuck Norris would play 1 vs 19 in PB, XB or Battle, the teams would be unbalanced - no need to say why.
- If Chuck Norris gets disconnected in the middle of the race until the end, he is still going to win.
- If Chuck Norris drives on JA_ or JC_ tracks, he does not have any hash errors.
- Chuck Norris can do the jump in Punatianens long jump track - with Spinner!
- Chuck Norris does not crash into bridge bugs - he is able to destroy "invisible" walls by driving through them.
- Chuck Norris can disable someone without even touching him.
- Chuck Norris never gets stuck in the track - if, then the track gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
- If there is a vote for next cups' cuptype, car or ghostmode, then if Chuck Norris votes, the other people's votes do not matter.
- If Chuck Norris accelerates, he is just moving the earth to his back with his tyres.
- Chuck Norris can beat J_PerfectLine RDP-AntiSlider record (1.654 by Mike Nike) by 0.1 seconds.
- Chuck Norris can type chatlines while driving optimal zig-zag curves.
- Chuck Norris' ping is 0 ms and his prediction time is under 0!
- If there are no points given by /points in a cup, Chuck Norris is still going to win the cup with at least 1 point lead.